Grandma Dale's Sweet Tooth (a poem)

Come inside our shrine,

that's sure to entice thine,

our candies that are bright,

will make you smile in sweet delight.

Come in to our humble abode,

we've just swept out the toads.

In Granny Dale's, children are happy,

no one comes in for some lame nappie.

All stuff are fresh be rest assured,

if you get sick you'll be insured.

We don't really sell some sweet manure

but candies- sweet and full of allure.

If you are poor then it's okay,

our shop is friendly anyway.

If all you want is just to stay,

then be our guest just don't go astray.

Our candy collection

can cover a nation

of rich and poor alike.

Just grab a penny and buy some candy of which we're sure you'll like.

Come and join our sweet escape,

anyone can join, even an ape.

So come on by if you feel blue,

we're just around the corner if you don't have a clue,

It's all here in Granny Dale's,

whose sweet tooth just never fails,

if you feel it's stupid or just plain funny,

just go in and talk with granny.

'Tis a poem I concocted during Chinese classes. I was supposed to do a slogan (in my own initiative) but Jurassic's time stretched a tad bit too long... LOL.

TRIVIA: In the part after "Come and join our sweet escape,", I was supposed to put "Don't you worry, you won't get raped." as the next line. But being a candy store, would that even be necessary? XD.