Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts

January 10, 2010

Batman: Arkham Asylum Review

Batman: Arkham Asylum
Eidos, Rocksteady Studios
2009

When I think of a licensed video game, I think of a toilet. I think of my bowel movement. Did I take my sh*t for today? Because I'd really prefer to do that while hanging from a wall blindfolded and chained to a porcupine instead of playing a modern day version of Superman 64.

Alas, Batman: Arkham Asylum defies all expectations one would typically have for a licensed game, because it is far, far, far, far from terrible. In fact, it is a master class. An avant-garde interactive version of what could've been a 30-minute episode of the classic animated series from the 90s, and for good reason: the animated series is basically the foundation for the game.

Instead of Christian Bale's Internet meme worthy (in a bad way) version, the developers actually got out of their way to reunite the old voice actors, who do a very good job, as well as hire the old writer, Paul Dini (Lost Season 1), to formulate a story specifically for the film. Obviously, Dini is no stranger to the Batman world, so little nods to characters who are lesser-known to the general public are to be expected, and much appreciated.

Going back to the voice actors, Mark Hamill is an obvious standout with his portrayal of Joker, and Batman, Harley Quinn, Bane, and everyone else is just pitch perfect. Heck, even the attention of detail reaches to the voices and lines of the guards and the henchmen. The latter, especially. It's like, before you, as Batman, go in to kick their socks off, they actually engage in conversation. I mean, since when did you ever hear henchmen talk about anything in any game that actually sheds a backstory in a subtle way? And if the player does get in to engage in combat, the henchmen are even smart enough to pick up the weapons of a fallen comrade, and of course attack you with it. If it's a stealth sequence you're engaged in (more on that later), henchmen respond to fallen allies and say something like, "Man down! Man down! Are you okay, buddy?", and if you trim the number of henchmen down, the remaining ones start to visibly get scared. Anything they hear will get shot, and the tension just progressively gets higher like that. Everyone and everything in this game has personality, which is why getting patient interview tapes, and Arkham Chronicles are so addictive and riveting: you'll care about the backstory, the characters, hell, maybe even the henchmen.

Impressively enough, Rocksteady made the world reminiscent to the mood and atmosphere of the old, if not surprisingly mature, animated series, and even though it's just confined to one space, which is the titular mental facility, it doesn't feel too cramped to make you think that it's extremely limited, yet it isn't a true open world that, at first, daunts you like in the Grand Theft Auto series. I just can't get over the atmosphere of the game, it makes everything effective, particularly the outstanding motion capture of the characters, as well as the personality of said characters- even the objects.

Not only that, the graphics, even in a Medium setting if you're using a PC, look mighty fine. Everything feels real, but not real enough to become uncomfortable. If anything's unsettling, it has to be the audio prompts that Joker makes from time to time. Sure, some of them are darkly humorous, but it all becomes rather creepy especially when you think about the fact that Joker's almost omnipresent- watching your every move, calculating the next scheme.

And the sound design is also nothing short of marvelous. The batarang feels that much more like a batarang because of the sound it makes-it just never gets old.

So I've already typed 630 words about the atmosphere, aesthetic, graphics, sound design, and voice acting, yet I've said nary a word about gameplay?! Surely, you already know the next game you'll want to play regardless?

But if you insist for me to soldier on, I will soldier on.

Gladly.

So the story goes on like this: Joker gets caught by Batman and he's sent to Arkham Asylum, a mental institution. Beforehand, an incident at the Blackgate Prison- a fire- occured, and the government was forced to transfer the hundreds of prisoners from that prison to the asylum. Coincidentally, most of the prisoners from Blackgate are all Joker's men, and even Batman notices how much 'easier' the Joker was caught. So instead of throwing Joker inside the asylum and leaving, Batman accompanies Joker to his cell because he feels that there's something wrong, and true enough, Joker attempts to escape the grasp of security and initiates a takeover plan months in the making. It's a classic 'jail takeover' story with a sci-fi twist that involves inside jobs, fake names, shady deals, and of course, science. And it works effectively with the existing Batman lore.

You, the player, will control Batman for the bulk of the game, and you'll be able to access his martial arts prowess with just a press of a button (or in the PC version's case, a click of the mouse). Initiating combos is as easy as clicking the left mouse button in conjunction to the direction of the enemy you want to attack (W, A, S, D, natch), while countering will only require you to press the right mouse button. When you press the right mouse button at the right time (you'll intuitively know when to do so because of the attack indicators of your enemies), you'll see a very well-animated counter attack unfold. Once the enemy is on the ground, you need to take him down, else he'll get back up. As the game progresses, you'll unlock special moves, Batarang combos, and critical hits as well.

But Batman wouldn't be Batman without his arsenal of gadgets: the Batarang, the explosive gel, the Batclaw, even some sort of hacking machine that initiates a little minigame, among others. Every single one of them is upgradeable, and using each one of them is just a ton of fun.

Speaking of upgrades, all 20 of them will require you to collect a certain amount of EXP or experience, which are also essential to your survival since instead of a "Potion" type item, your HP or life gets replenished through EXP which doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but whatever. You get them either by engaging in combat, making men unconscious, discovering hidden Riddler trophies, solving riddles and scanning the Chronicles of Arkham, all of which are scattered in and around the island. The Riddler's challenges and trophies can sometimes get challenging if you have yet to find the Riddler's map which lists the locations of all his riddles. Some will require you to unlock a specific gadget before being able to collect/solve, while some will just require your eyes and ears. And of course, some are located in front of your face. Early on in the game, you'll have to watch for a riddle that requires you to listen to a radio even, so yes, the riddles are mostly visual and sometimes aural. But how to solve these riddles? You tap and hold the X button on your keyboard to initiate environmental scanning, although some riddles will require you to be in Detective Mode first.

Ahh, Detective Mode. A reviewer of this game would fail to the nth degree if he were not to mention Detective Mode. If you saw the movie The Dark Knight, you'll see that at the latter part of the film, Batman acquires a sort of night vision-esque sensor that reacts to soundwaves, basically a sonar. Detective mode is a bit like that, but definitely more capable than the movie's version. By tapping the X key lightly, you'll be able to activate the aforementioned vision mode, and you'll be able to strategize your combat methods as it'll differentiate armed men from unarmed men (especially since what Kryptonite is to Superman, is what bullets are to Batman... in this game, at least), obviate brittle walls that you can set explosives on, highlight special items, isolate a crime scene, and even scan fingerprints from a distance. Detective mode makes life easier to the point of it being a bit too easy. The graphics of the game will degrade exponentially to tints of blue, black and a bit of green on the side in Detective mode, which is a shame, but it simply is essential for Batman to survive (and truth be told, the beauty of the graphics is the least of Batman's worries).

As said a few paragraphs before, mastery of the easy-to-learn, hard-to-master hand-to-hand combat is key to completing Batman, and if you max out your combo, you'll earn points and experience galore. But sometimes, full-frontal combat is not how you'll want to focus on every situation, as there'll be quite a few encounters wherein you'll have to dispatch henchmen in a stealthy manner without getting discovered. Otherwise, it's either someone gets killed, or you get killed, whichever goes first. You can take advantage of a series of stealthy moves that only Batman can pull like a silent takedown (an attack from behind), ledge takedown (an attack from a ledge), and even an inverted takedown (an attack from above that lets the enemy end up dangling from, say, a gargoyle). Speaking of gargoyles, as odd an interior design choice it is, are effective for your survival against bullets. They're usually scattered all over the expansive rooms, and you can grapple from gargoyle to gargoyle to escape bullets.

Make no mistake, the game will test your mastery of your skills and the environment, as it will put you in situations where the gargoyles are not there to save your ass, and you'll have to think fast... like a fox (it's a reference) in order to dispatch the henchmen and move on.

The game, as it is, already has much variety, but there's much more of that than you'd think. Now, I won't divulge more details about this, you'll just have to play it for yourself.

If the past 1700 words weren't enough to make my point extremely crystal clear, let me shorten it for you: the game makes you feel like Batman, as if you are Batman. You are the world's greatest detective, and your ego will thank you for it.

I am madly in love with this game and obsessed with getting a full hundred percent with the riddles and stuff, and chances are, you will too.

This is how you make a Batman game, and it was about time a licensed game came out and was regarded as much more than just 'respectable'. This is why Batman: Arkham Asylum is automatically my personal game of the year for 2009. Go play it, if you already haven't.

Rating: 9.8/10 [It doesn't take a perfect score because of teensy flaws... seriously, I'm just nitpicking]


February 23, 2009

81st Oscars reactions; balls are kept

So OK, who here didn't have a f-king clue that Slumdog Millionaire would win? Seriously, it won probably every single nomination it was given (Sound Editing is the only category it didn't win in), the movie's awesome as hell...

...and I get to keep my balls to myself.

Anyway, here's a full list of the winners if you didn't watch the ceremony. Starting from the all-important Best Picture, down to the more technical side of things.

Best Picture Winner: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Actor: Sean Penn (This was unexpected. I was rooting for Frank!)

Best Actress: Kate Winslet (Duh!)

Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger (Another duh!)

Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz (The Academy still loves some spice; her performance was sizzling.)

Best Director: Danny Boyle (Foreshadowing of Best Picture winner FTW)

Best Animated Film: Wall-E (I'm sick of saying "Duh!", but Pixar is the best)

Best Documentary: Man on Wire 

Best Foreign Film: Departures (Forgive me for laughing at the acceptance speech; I'm so sorry)

Adapted Screenplay: Slumdog Millionaire

Original Screenplay: Milk

Best Original Score: Slumdog Millionaire (Truly exotic treat for the ears)

Best Original Song: Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire (The competitors: another Slumdog Millionaire song and Wall-E's credits song)

Best Make-up: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (This was a given.)

Best Editing: Slumdog Millionaire (The editing helps mesh the mishmash of genres together very, very well)

Best Sound Editing: The Dark Knight (Well, The Dark Knight had to win some other category, right?)

Best Sound Mixing: Slumdog Millionaire (Again, a treat for the senses.)

Best Special Effects: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Ah-mazing.)

July 23, 2008

Mean Girls... game?

OK, Nintendo is a company who does casual and hardcore gaming right. But in a time when casual gamers overpower the hardcore, the companies now flock to the land of opportunity just so they can make a quick buck from the mostly gullible soccer mom audience.

There have been failed attempts at this, most notably uhhh..., wait, has there been any epic failures in casual gaming lately, or is it just me?

Anyway, Paramount Pictures have been making some head-scratching decisions, this is one of them.

"Why don't we resurrect our old franchises and make a quick buck out of them? Come on! There's the nostalgia factor! And why don't we just put Mean Girls in since it was such a successful chick flick, eh?"

That or they were probably smoking crack. And that's because they're making Clueless, Pretty in Pink and Mean Girls into "games". Yeah, it's like they're thinking Dirty Dancing made any profit.

If you forgot (I just got all this info from RT, not a big fan of chick flicks), Clueless is that ever famous '95 chick flick featuring Alicia Silverstone as a Beverly Hills socialite taking care of the lives of others but not hers. It's a satirical teen comedy that is also a Jane Austen (Emma) adaptation.

Meanwhile, there is this other film called Pretty in Pink released in 1986. Actually, it's considered a classic and is about a girl named Andie who is a good student. She develops a crush on Blane, a guy who hangs out with rich, haughty kids- the kind of crowd she (and the traditional best friend) can't stand. They fall in love with each other, but Blane listens to the advice of a friend and breaks that special prom date off with Andie. What'll happen next, how the hell should I know?

And lastly, the more recent Mean Girls. Critics claim that the famous Lohan film scores with better than average writing and a vast coverage of topics ranging from race, class and homosexuality. So, Lohan is Cady and she meets the most popular girls in school, the Plastics. They set rules, they do stuff, etc. etc.. However, she also likes another clique called... wait, there's no info about that, so I'll just say, a clique of punks and rebels composed of Janis and Damian. But wait, where's the conflict, you ask? Well, it's the fact that these punks and these titular mean girls hate each other, what's more, Cady's crush is friends with the Plastics! What to do?

So OK, I'm spending waaay to much time with these synopses, but to be back on topic: these games will be $$$hit.

Oh, and here's another piece of $$$hit!

Castlevania Judment.

Don't the Japanese ever learn?

But OK, maybe it's not Namco (makers of the atrocious Soul Calibur Legends), but I know Konami is better than this! An effing fighting game, seriously?

Maybe it's because of the fact that, oh, it's for the Wii! Yeah, another way to make a quick buck by making better games on the DS and then tricking the Castlevania fans who own a Wii into this potential piece of crap? Not a chance.

Unless it's actually good, I still don't have faith in Wii fighting games- except Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I mean, look at G4's hands-on remarks:

"Although this is a 3D versus action game, it plays pretty much like a fighter. You shake your Wiimote to perform your basic attack, then you can customize your moves by pressing down combinations of the Wii’s buttons, and hit C to wield your character's ranged attack. There are super-attacks if your bar is totally powered up, and they're filled pyrotechnics.

...

As far as the fighting itself, with our limited play time, we treated it like a button masher…or more accurately a Wiimote swinger--While we’re sure the game wouldn’t respond like this on harder levels, as far as the easier opponents we fought, random swinging was enough. We played as Maria (love that owl!) and basically shoved the Wiimote around randomly and hit buttons quickly and were able to dispatch a couple opponents without much trouble."

Yeah, they hated it.

Finally, something that seems sensible.
So there's this guy named Wesley. He sees Angelina Jolie and his life changes as he becomes an assassin.

Yeah, sounds like the type of game that seems formulaic at best.

It is reported however that Universal Studios is investing heavily into the development of this movie tie-in, however, so I'll keep an eye on it, just in case.

While we're on the topic of movie tie-ins...
Gary Oldman reportedly lifted a little curtain as to whether the recent record-breaking blockbuster, The Dark Knight, will have a game. It seems that it indeed will have a tie-in that will be released when the DVD comes out. Interesting.

If you didn't know, Oldman plays Commissioner Gordon in the 2 most recent Batman films: Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, as well as other roles such as Professor Snape in the Harry Potter series, etc.

While we're on the topic of Batman...

Chrisitan Bale gets arrested!

He was reportedly arrested by the police who were in turn summoned by his family following the actor pushing his mother, Jenny Bale while arguing.

The reason behind the spat is not being divulged, but it seems to involve the whole Bale clan.

More legalese!
Nintendo's Wiimote can possibly get banned in Texas due to the fact that they lost to copyright infringement claims by a company called Anascape. All Wavebirds (GameCube wireless controllers), regular GameCube pads (WTF do they have to do with it?) and the Wiimotes get banned in the US if they didn't pay.

Coincidentally, Anascape just charged Nintendo while the Wii is still printing money. If that's not called taking advantage of a situation, then I don't know what is.

Wii gets Dead Rising

It's a game that's driven by numbers- it's Dead Rising!

People say it's a great, funny survival horror game where you can use almost anything at your disposal in the mall to fight off hundreds of zombies. It'd be interesting as to how this game will fare, since the Wii is definitely a more inferior system.

Expect it to have the same graphics as Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition, since the engine running that game will run this one as well. Personally, I'm looking forward to it.

Lastly, a tragic death.
My father especially loves to import old comedies from Hong Kong. One of them is a grand little series called The Golden Girls. What's tragic is that Estelle Getty, the purportedly 80-year old mother of one of the characters of the film who in reality is younger by a year than that other actor, has died from advanced dementia at about 5:30 am.

It's a shame since her character was my favorite because she was really sarcastic- I love sarcasm!

March 9, 2008

Promising Movies (My picks for the new season)

I love watching movies, and it's all the better in the cinema. But in the many movies you're able to watch, only few stand out, for me at least. And without further ado, here are the movies you'll have to keep an eye out for:

Where In The World Is Osama bin Laden?
With such an eye-catching Indiana Jones style poster, who wouldn't stop and take a glance at this, at first glance, knock-off? Well in reality, this is the newest work of the director of the acclaimed fastfood docu Super Size Me and is about a man's quest for, well, finding Osama Bin Laden. Of course, his motive for this is to make the world safe(r) for his about-to-be-conceived child, but from the trailer, it looks like a hell of a comic search. I mean, just the witty line "If I learned anything from big budget action movies, it's that complicated global problems are best solved by one lonely guy." would make me want to see it. And clips of President Bush saying, "He may be hiding in a cave with the door open." LOLOLOL. Or maybe a line to save your life ("How do you say 'don't take me, take the cameraman'?")?

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Get Smart
Though I have bad feelings that the movie won't get many raves, Steve Carell is at it again with his signature comedic acting, now with Anne Hathaway in the new spy satire Get Smart. Based from the trailer I saw, I think it starts with an agent named Maxwell Smart being assigned to a mission and is promoted but definitely not doing good with it. Therefore, Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway) is there to help him discover the schemes of the KAOS organization of terrorists. You know what? Expect it to be a comedy in the vein of Johnny English, only funnier hopefully. It gets even more attractive when you see its huge roster of stars like The Rock (though I haven't really regarded him as an A-list actor), Alan Arkin (of Little Miss Sunshine fame) and even Heroes' Masi Oka!!!

(TRAILER)


The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Walt Disney and Walden Media's successful adaptation of The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe proved that an age-old bible-ish series of beloved books are still great escapism, especially for the kiddies. Therefore, they're doing it again with the same director, most of the same actors and of course, a few new things. Judging from the trailer, this installment was more or less how I pictured it while I was reading the Chronicles of Narnia books in elementary (este, during Chinese), only grittier, better and even more fantastic. I have a feeling that this will be a must-see for all those Narnia fans and newbies alike, and more people will be attracted because, well, it has a less juvenile feeling than Lion! And it also has an imaginative story. The effects look like a screamer as well.

(Trailer)


Iron ManParamount Pictures' Iron Man
After Spiderman, Superman and the X-Men took the big screen, it's time for Tony Stark to get the modernization treatment. So what about this Marvel hero? Well, he's a rich inventor and industrialist who gets kidnapped to make a devastating weapon. Instead, using his cunning and wit, he makes himself a hella cool suit of armor to escape his captors. After that, he vows to be a superhero and do superhero stuff, including trying to keep the identity of the superhero undiscovered and separating that life from his corporate and personal life. The movie stars Oscar nominee Robert Downey Jr. (Zodiac) and even Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow!

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Harrison Ford stars in Paramount Pictures' Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SkullIndiana Jones and The Crystal Skull
Ahhh, ask any movie buff what the funnest movie in history could be, and it's indisputably Indiana Jones. Though it's not the kind of franchise that doesn't get better each time, every one of them is a very fun and entertaining ride. Really, when I watched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (I think that was the installment I first watched, because it had this temple with all the babes who had the ability to sort of hypnotize Indy and make him do whatever they want) as well as the first movie (Raiders of the Lost Ark), I was pretty much hooked! He would dispatch all those Nazis and makes you jump out of your seat like crazy!

But also thanks to the legendary Steven Spielberg's direction (of all three!) and the equally legendary George Lucas (in case you didn't know, he made Star Wars and the THX movie system thingy) who wrote the story, the movie experience is completely free of bad err, experiences!
And 20 years after that last installment, they still got Harrison Ford at hand, as well as a few new faces (Shia LeBeouf, Cate Blanchett) for the fourth outing of an albeit older Indy. And even better is Steven Spielberg's reprising role as director, and judging from the trailer, it's gonna be really explosive. I don't think there are any Nazis left though, because the movie'll probably be set some 20 years later or something. Hopefully, its signature humor and wit and thrills also come to stay because I wouldn't want to look at a 2008 edition that would actually pale to its 80's predecessor. It's gonna have some technical polish for sure, but the feel will hopefully be the same as the last time we saw him. (Because the trailer does just that.)

There's also gonna be a lot of plotholes because of the 20 years of Harrison Ford's aging, as well as Shia LeBeouf's casting as his son.

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The Dark Knight - Christian Bale, Aaron Eckhart, Heath Ledger Batman: The Dark Knight
Why so serious?

Oh what list would be complete without this? With Heath Ledger's parting performance as the Joker, and the same director (Christopher Nolan) as the highly acclaimed Begins, you can just wonder what can go wrong with the flick. And once it releases, the movie will most likely spark a debate on who's the better Joker- Nicholson or Ledger. Why? Because even in the trailer, he looks pretty terrifying instead of funny even with the heavy make-up and all. It's also bound to be very explosive and not to mention dark and gritty, because that's what Batman movies are supposed to be. Plus, it also features a lot of star power: Christian Bale, the aforementioned and late Heath Ledger, Michael Caine (Sleuth), Gary Oldman (Harry Potter 3,4,5) and Maggie Gylenhaal (as replacement to Katie Holmes). But you know what? I'm restraining myself, so I'm just gonna say this flat-out:

I CAN'T WAIT! DAMMIT JULY 18 PA TALAGA!

Ahem. Here's a beautiful YouTube-uploaded trailer. Seriously, after the trailer loads (it's pretty slow), click Full Screen.


Will it be the Batman to end all Batmans? Most probably appropriately.

Persepolis -  Persepolis
It may not be part of the new film season, but I haven't really seen this flick in local theaters. Hopefully it won't be relegated to Ayala Cinema exclusivity (like There Will Be Blood or Across the Universe). But anyway, it's about a girl named Persepolis who lives life as a child in Iran which was against the shah at the time. And then the police would wrongly apprehend her uncle. But when she becomes a teenager, her boldness would cause her trouble in her home country so her family decides to send her, even if it was a very hard choice, to Austria where she would experience liberation, drugs and people who have sexual intercourse casually. But after breaking up with her boyfriend, she becomes homesick and returns to Iran, which was actually even more turbulent than when she left despite the fall of the shah.

This movie is based on Marjane Satrapi's bestselling biographies (there are currently 2 under the same name- Persepolis) and Satrapi herself directs. And you know what, I think it deserves the Oscar more than Ratatouille though I haven't even watched both. Why? Because the trailer just looks so... promising! If I get the chance to watch it now, I'd watch. Oh, and did I mention it's black and white (with a few touches of color here and there)?

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January 23, 2008

JAWDROPPER: Heath Ledger dies?!

Heathcliff Andrew Ledger
Born: April 4, 1979
Died: January 22, 2008

The Oscar-nominated Australian thespian Heath Ledger has just been reported dead and was found lying naked in his New York apartment by his housekeeper and a masseuse that he was supposed to have a massage with. He was 28. When the people outside heard about it, they brought up their camera phones, their cameras and whatever else they had so that they can rub elbows with the man in a body bag. Shame on them!

And it's such a sad time for him to die, too. I mean, he's quite a talented thespian who has proved himself albeit infamously in Brokeback Mountain, and he even has a great looking part in Batman : The Dark Knight as the iconic Joker. However, this is not quite the time to worry about his projects, but again, he is a big loss to the world. Damn, oh damn. This mystery is gonna be a Marilyn Monroe of sorts (because there were sleeping pills beside his bed)... that is until the autopsy report's arrived (tomorrow).
 
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