February 8, 2009
Oscar nominees for Best Picture reviewed (except Milk)
December 30, 2008
iPhone nano? (plus, App Store reviews)
May 12, 2008
REVIEWS: Woo-Hoo! Emo punk and obese dad!
The Simpsons Game (DS)
In a nutshell: The Simpsons Game offers a huge chunk of genuinely funny jokes which makes you overlook the fact that it doesn't have the most amazing gameplay.
Different Storylines
Every family member has a different motive, but they get to achieve them when Bart reads a game manual that falls from the sky. You get to control the whole Simpsons family sans Maggie and Abe and do all sorts of things. From the absurdity of shooting targets to save Lenny to the reality of Marge getting a violent carjacking game off Springfield, there's always something happening in Springfield!
Different Abilities
The members of the family have various, cool abilities: Homer can bloat into a morbidly obese ball of fat and dash into his enemies, Marge, well, she can form a riot and make other people do her bidding and destroy stuff, Bart can become Bartman and use his cape to glide through far distances and use his slingshot to shoot from a distance, and Lisa can use telekineses (and the power of the Buddha) to move different stuff in different checkpoints.
Gameplay
The gameplay is very simple and borders on, or puts more emphasis on, jumping platforms and pushing levers. Of course, there are a few of those enemies that you can beat up, but it's mainly composed of aforementioned actions.
Levels usually alternate between two family members, and one action can help the other. It's a pretty good implementation of the concept personally, but not enough to be revolutionary (I mean, come on, how many games have already done that before?!).
The lives system is... wait, it's non-existent! So basically, no game over screens, and you have unlimited lives.
Irony
The irony around the very, very, very by-the-book platformer involves the Comic Book Guy's unlockable Gaming Cliches which means that the game itself already knows that its gameplay is pretty much one big cliche. Like when you fall from a chasm, he says, "Expect a lawsuit from Wile E. Coyote.". Yes, all of them are very funny, but the bad thing about this is that it makes it seem that the developers were focusing more on the humor than the gameplay- which is very, very important.
Humor
What would a Simpsons game be without the humor?
What makes the game very lovable is its humor. If you want an example...
These spoofs are scattered all over the whole game. So you'll be able to see Will Wright with his money and his army of Sims or some weird elves with a resemblance to Mario. It's all just a great experience when you play just because of its first-class humor, and also because of this, you will forget the shortcomings it regarding gameplay.
It's so funny, you'll want more. Unfortunately, it's just...
Short
If you don't count the collectible secret stuff, you can probably finish all 20 or so levels in a maximum of 4 hours. And because it's very short, that feeling of satisfaction just doesn't get to you because you'll want a lot more of the humor and you won't get enough of it. Basically, it's like LSD, but the experience gets cut short by the reality of it finishing so quick.
Graphical Presentation
I love the whole feel of the game because it's very colorful.
It replicates the feel of the series and during the lengthy full-motion videos that occur before or after every level, the feel is still there, only better because they're so high-quality yet many.
Voice Actors
The original voice actors give the game almost 100% of its comic flair because, obviously, they provide voices for the game. You'll be surprised at how much excellent voice and sound effects the game has, because the amount of vocal content surpasses even Nintendo games!
My favorite part
One of my favorite parts of the game is Pet Homer which is accessible in the Simpsons House in the Springfield map. Actually, it's a bit of an indirect (?) spoof to Nintendogs. You touch Homer's torso, he giggles and a plus sign appears overhead. You let him eat chocolate, pizza, etc. etc. etc. and he could choke or have a heart attack. The heart attack is particularly funny because you can use a defibrillator for that. You know what, it's boring in text, but very fun in the game.
A theory
Maybe it's because of the wealth of content (videos, voice and sound FX) that deprived the developers of making more game levels. The aforementioned content, however, is still very much appreciated, and at least the levels themselves don't suffer in terms of quality, but still...
Overall
The Simpsons Game is very much playable, but not extraordinarily so, and the humor makes up for the lackluster gameplay. If you are a Simpsons fan, then this game is perfect for you because of its high quality video and audio content and Simpsons quality humor, which is obviously top-notch. You'll be left wanting more, though.
Rating: 8.0/10
In a nutshell: Presenting a unique and compelling story, innovative combat mechanics and great presentation, Tetsuya Nomura's new RPG sets the bar high for future DS RPGs and totally excellent from start to finish.
More than routine
When you open the game and make a new save file, you'll see that there are people walking around the street ignoring the game's obviously moody protagonist. This anime-styled, spiky haired moody protagonist thing is very much routine for a Square Enix RPG (or maybe any RPG nowadays) and if you jam in fighting, a fantasy story, the optional Disney cameo, customization and a weird fairyland, there you have it: a Square Enix RPG!
But the game is a lot more than that. To make things different, it gets set in Shibuya- Japan's shopping capital- where people use cellphones, eat fastfood and gossip about a certain "Prince"'s blog, and it utilizes both screens of the DS to fight and you use the stylus and the D-pad to control both characters. A lot more aspects are more than routine in this game, and I'll discuss it and break them down later. But for now, we cover...
Graphics
The 2D presentation is wonderful. OK, maybe if while you're walking, the character sprites get blurry when they're near you but that's the presence of the feel of proximity. Other than that, the drawn characters are expressive and more importantly- goodly drawn. There are also a lot of great looking attack effects and video sequences presented throughout the game.
Sound
The game is scattered with many, many voice samples. For example, when you give a character food to eat, they could say, "It's edible.", and if you let them eat something else, they'll say something else.
And another thing is the soundtrack which I have mixed emotions for. Based from the location set, it's obvious that it's full of J-Pop. One thing's for certain, though, they'll get stuck in your head whether you like it or not! You can purchase these tracks for listening in your Phone Menu- yes, your phone serves as the menu for everything like Save, Items, etc..
Gameplay
Most of the actions in the game is touch-screen based like Zelda. However, one twist to this is in the fighting. When you make a combo with Neku (the spiky protagonist), a green light goes up to your partner because when you fight, you need a partner to survive, and when the green light goes to your partner, stylus input is obviously impossible, therefore you use the D-Pad, or if the player is left-handed, the A-B-X-Y buttons. And when you complete a combination with your partner, the attack is doubled and the green light will be passed back to the bottom screen. Initially, the system is daunting, but once you get used to it, the alternating combat system between two screens ain't so bad after all. And if it gets too out of hand, you can tell the game through its Phone Menu to get A.I. to control your partner. However, for me, the A.I. just doesn't cut it because it usually depletes most of the HP which both share.
Customization
Customization has become routine to RPG's. But here, it has a twist. OK, so you look at the effects of an accessory or stats increase at first, but when you go back to the Phone Menu, you will see a top three chart that says what brand is hot in a certain area and what's not. If you equip an accessory or clothing that has a brand that is on the top of the charts, you'll be able to have an additional 120% increase in Attack, otherwise when you equip the brand of fashion that's lowest in rank, your attack decreases by 120% and so on...
The teenage lifestyle
It definitely emulates the stereotypical superficial teenage lifestyle you'll typically find almost note by note, and people can probably relate to some happenings in the game. Plus, this story is not only a unique story of a certain "game" that puts out daily missions to its "Players" who are in turn inspected by the "Reapers", it's also a story of change and maturity and loss among other themes, and most of its moments are actually, genuinely, if not surprisingly, affecting!
Overall
Despite the Final Fantasy's and the Kingdom Hearts blockbuster franchises, Square Enix isn't afraid to bring something new in their established history of RPG franchises. If The World Ends With You doesn't get a magnificent sequel, well I'll be darned!
January 26, 2008
REVIEWS: Stories of hope lost, love forced, and premarital love...
Starring: Will Smith
Director: Francis Lawrence
Summarizing Quote: "If I were to divide the film into, I don't know, 4 parts, I'd say that
3 parts of the pie was pretty damn satisfying, the denouement... not so
much."
Man, I got three introductions for this review in mind. One is the fact that the movie is a sort of reiteration of 3 (or was it 4?) past movies of different names, two is the fact that a movie with Will Smith on the cover is equal to money, and three, I actually liked Francis Lawrence, the director's, other work Constantine. And apparently, I've already combined them (3 intros) into one... But anywho,...
Will Smith's latest box-office blockbuster is about a scientist named Robert Neville who is trying to discover a cure for a cancer cure gone wrong in 2012. Well, it seems that the so-called cancer cure made people mutate into these nocturnal vampiric creatures who lust for healthy human blood and now, it seems that Neville is quite immune to it despite the virus being airborne and all.
In actuality, the movie is actually a sort of chronicling of a few days in the "last man alive"'s life, but that's the aspect that makes it so interesting. However, if I were to divide the film into, I don't know, 4 parts, I'd say that 3 parts of the pie was pretty damn satisfying, the denouement... not so much. Thrills were abundant, scares are pretty well placed, and there are also a lot of explosives.
Plus, Will Smith manages to carry the whole one-man show all to the end and projects his role pitch-perfect, and suddenly, the appearance of the girl and her son Ethan would be too good to be true and too... coincidental.
This is why I don't really like the denouement, because one would probably want to see how the scientist will end up by himself. But then again, the agenda would end too soon now, wouldn't it?
Besides that gripe, I see nothing wrong in the movie and is easy to recommend as well. Overall, I like it, and it is undeniably well made. And as a bonus, it offers thought-provoking insight as to how the humans will destroy themselves, possibly in the near future, and if it may indeed happen.
Rating: 8.5/10
Starring: Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl
Director: Judd Apatow
Summarizing Quote: "It's full of the f- word, but once you learn how to appreciate and dig deeper inside that raunchy facade, you'll see a core story that's surprisingly warm and sensible."
Judd Apatow's follow-up to the critical success The 40-Year Old Virgin is quite full of it. I mean, the f- word. But once you learn how to appreciate and dig deeper inside that rauchy facade, you'll see a core story that's surprisingly warm and sensible.
It starts out with the separate lives of two different people. Allison, an up and coming reporter for E! News (yes, complete with a great performance by Ryan Seacrest and the E! Crew) and Ben, a drug-sniffing, carefree slacker. Their lives get tied by that fateful drunken evening and the one night's stand, then things start going haywire afterwards.
It's quite hard to appreciate especially if the dialogue's full of swear words, and sex talk, but the thing I see that makes it worth tolerating is the fact that its social commentary is quite effective in its execution, but the promised belly-laughs weren't present. It talks about love, life, giving up and taking responsibility for one's actions, or in this case, one's baby. But you know what, maybe I'll be watching this again so I can understand it further, because it's quite awkward watching this kind of comedy with my sister. Haha. Expect an update on this.
However, Heigl's performance was quite great and shows that she can take on roles other than an intern, or a bridesmaid. Rogen's also convincing as a slacker too because you can already see that quality in one glance.
Rating: not definite yet
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe
Director: Rod Hardy
Summarizing Quote: "The several happenings that occur don't really confuse, which is a feat in itself. In fact, it's quite a bit charming, and the cinematography further increases its charm. The sappy story may bore some though, but it's still quite an interesting movie all the same.
"Oh look, it's Harry Potter!"
Oh sorry, I don't think Mr. Radcliffe doesn't want us to identify him as that forever.
You can't blame him for trying to deviate from the role that he has been known for. And that is why he has December Boys under his belt. It actually shows that he can be a competent actor in the future, but the movie... is just a tad bit too sappy.
Actually, it's supposed to be about four orphans (WHAT THE HELL DOES RADCLIFFE HAVE FOR ORPHANS?!) who were all born at the month of December (thus the name December Boys). They do live under a Catholic orphanage, but that doesn't mean they don't have vices, and they show that in the beginning, even if one of them aspires to be a priest. However, the sisters in the convent have granted them permission to go first for a little "vacation" in a place where the filmmakers can show their ultra-beautiful cinematography skills in Australia and meet two people who will be taking care of them- the cancer-stricken Skipper, and her husband Bandy. They also meet other entities in the beach: a daredevil cyclist and his unfertile (?) wife, a girl who is visiting for the summer, and a few old men.
There, the friendship of the four orphans get put to the test, especially when one of them overhears a conversation about adopting one of them. Making Maps' (Radcliffe) life further complicated and romantic was the blonde girl visiting for the summer named Lucy whom he meets secretly, and experiences with her a lot of "firsts".
More happenings then lead to many others, but the movie doesn't make them confusing to follow. in fact, it's quite a bit charming as well, and the cinematography further increases its charm. The sappy story may bore some though, but it's still quite an interesting movie all the same. One other bother is the fact that Radcliffe's star power can push the other protagonists away, so the balance, I feel, is a bit unequal, especially since Radcliffe isn't the real star here. Heck, an older version of another orphan is the one narrating instead!
It's good but not great. If you want better concocted coming of age stories, maybe you can try... Persepolis perhaps?
Rating: 7.5/10
December 8, 2007
Another Tech-centric Post
As I flipped upon the pages of November's PC World magazine, there was this little tip about USB flash drives and recovery that I think would be ultimately convenient for all of us. (That means you, Cath!)
Virus-Infected
Well anyway, let's say that your USB drive has been downed by a virus, your whole life is on the line and you are without a backup copy for salvation (That is sooo not recommended, people.), what would you do? Well, firstly, as I have discovered, viruses tend to work only in the Operating Systems they are designed to attack. So let's say that the attack happened on your flashy new Windows Vista PC and you only have one anti-virus that curiously missed scanning your flash drive after getting the virus out of your own PC. Well, if you insert the virus-infected drive into another Windows PC, chances are that it'll get infected, too. But if you insert the drive in a Mac or Linux computer, you can get the drive's contents without frills and risk.
How exactly?
OK, maybe a Mac's expensive, but a Linux distro (short for distribution) is free, and there are lots like Ubuntu or Damn Small Linux. You have to install them in another computer (your old one will probably do) as is the case for Ubuntu, which requires 4GB of free storage, or ironically, in another USB drive (64MB will do) which is the case for Damn Small Linux.
But then again, you'll still probably need a brand new thumb drive anyway, since a virus-infected flash drive is something you should throw away! (though booting from a USB drive is harder than you think).
If you don't ever want to buy a USB drive again and you'll probably still want to take those files off, burn the image file (.iso) in a blank CD. Depending on your connection, the 50MB file will probably take 10-20 minutes to download on DSL, so you better get a download manager ready for those disconnection incidents.
Once downloaded, double-click the file to let your burner burn it to a CD. After that, restart your computer and you'll be led to an installation screen. Just click Live CD lest you want to obliterate Windows, and wait. Insert infected drive, and copy them off to a floppy disk or something!
Oh and before I forget, here's the download link for Damn Small Linux, I won't be providing Ubuntu's because it's gonna take veeeeery long to download.
That's too much of a hassle!
OK, there are alternatives. If you want to stay in your Windows computer, fine. But you gotta download those free anti-virus and firewall applications, then update them along with Windows itself. But wait! Don't put that drive just yet! There is something you gotta do before that...
For Windows XP users
You should download TweakUI, a Microsoft thingamajig, and open it after installation. Then, navigate to the program's left pane to My Computer, then Autoplay, then Types. There will be a checkbox that says Enable Autoplay for removable drives, uncheck that then click OK or Apply.
For Windows Vista users
Click the Start button and type autoplay on the search field and press Enter on your keyboard (maybe after a few seconds).
Once you see this window, you should go to the "Software and Games" drop down box and select Take no Action. Click Save.
After that, you can now disable all Internet and local connections to prevent the virus form communicating and plug the drive in with all those blocking virus disablers turned on. The files may be infected, so drag-and-drop with caution to yet another removable media, most preferably another USB drive. Scan the files put in the other drive with all the security programs you have and shut down the computer and throw the infected drive away!
How about my corrupted USB drive?
Now here's a cool utility that can get all those files for you, PC Inspector File Recovery. It can see all the stuff you have deleted on your computer, on your SD card, or of course, your flash drive. It's notorious for being prone to crashes, though. But that's the price you gotta pay for something that actually works (as stated in the User Reviews).
There's always a lesson to be learned from these types of incidents: NEVER GO COPYING FILES WITHOUT MAKING A BACK-UP COPY!
(Thanks to PC World Magazine)
Tech Reviews
Yahoo! Messenger for Vista (Preview)
Being an apparently rushed, unstable version, it will definitely have a lot of quirks. The interface definitely looks both like a downgrade and an upgrade to the current interface used by Yahoo! Messenger 9 Beta, because for one thing, it is sluggish (though my computer is partly to blame) and it is not what you see in the screenshots, but it also looks kinda good, though you won't get used to it initially. Plus, when you start it up (and hopefully only in the first time), you will be seeing... staring at its new splash screen. Hmm.., it's kind of a wonderful way to waste time, at least.
One big pro is the fact that tabbed browsing is present for organized chatter. But features are still missing though, and the Buzz! button is not visible unless you right-click. You won't get Webcam, Audibles, Photos, IMVironments, Conferencing and a lot more!
So, should you make the move now? No. But if you want to really test it, you can because the older version you'll have on your computer won't be erased anyway.
Rating: 3/10 (Bad)
Flock
I have told you about this already. It might be a Firefox-based browser, but it's better than Firefox.
Everything is conveniently laid out in its interface, which has a slight learning curve what with all the new buttons and stuff. But once you get immersed in the Flock experience, it's hard to go to another browser.
You can view friend lists, video/photo streams and set a blog account as well as subscribe and read RSS far easier than Firefox. Too bad it doesn't support common social networking sites like Friendster and Multiply, but hey, that doesn't mean you can't try new stuff, right?
Another thing I like is the ability to make blog posts offline as it saves the time for you to go through the web interface, only finding out that you have lost your motivation. Plus, the photo uploader is fast and easy (that is whe
The browsing experience is still the same as Firefox (as well as the timing of new security patches released), but hopefully Flock will grow even further as it is a most promising browser that you won't leave in the dust just like that.
Rating: 8/10 (Excellent)
Long Term Review of Apple MacBook (10 months)
This is the type of review where you can see how long a product can last, and how much lasting satisfaction and usability it can give to a person. This time, we determine if a MacBook can last without the urge of upgrading...
OK, maybe there has been a bit of chipping on the latch (because it is magnetic) because of forceful closing, but aesthetically, it's still eye-catching though it is prone to dirt and... ANTS?!
Moving on from the aesthetic aspects, the hardware has only failed me once when the battery went haywire and the only way you can use the laptop is by plugging it in (it's not so mobile that way now, is it?) but it was quickly resolved (warranty :-D).
As for the performance, it has un-noticeably slowed down a bit, and is a great battery saver at the same time as it can still last for 3 (or more) hours in casual use, and that's under Wi-Fi. It rarely hangs (the first and only time as of now happened just last week) and all the utilities are useful. Plus, in the future, I can still use the same MacBook in a new OS release*.
Still, I just wish I could play games in that thing, but I can't because of Intel's Integrated Graphics Card, which in layman's terms is, stupid piece of crap! I always urge my dad to buy a desktop (the iMac) as it is less expensive and more powerful than a MacBook Pro, but all in all, I still love the MacBook. If you're looking for fast, reliable, secure, mobile and upgradeable, look no further than a MacBook. It even helped me ace a few projects to boot!
March 20, 2007
New things to see in the future...
2. Expect more pics to see in my blog...
3. Game, TV show, movie reviews...
4. New skin... it'll take long though...
That's all I can think of for now...
Long-Term Review of the Sony Ericsson W800i, and Nintendo DS (originally posted March 16, 2007)
Before I start this review, let me say that you shouldn't be reading my blog anymore. 'Coz it's just gonna start getting boring and boring-er. In time, it will get corrupted by technology related posts and you'll get I dunno... nauseous? This warning doesn't sound threatening but I'm sure as hell that you're gonna close the tab anyway (or press back). But for those wanting to see how a person lives with a cellphone like the W800i or a handheld like the DS, you can read on I guess...
the sony ericsson w800i long term review
1 year after purchase
When I purchased it, it was one of my most dear possessions. After a year, it has experienced 1 memory card replacement (it was probably my fault), 9 accidental (but minor) falls, a few scratches and a wiped out joystick (which i guess, what all W800i units succumb to... it's still manageable though). But I still have lots of fun with this phone especially because of it's (still) long battery life (but it has slightly reduced from charging), great file support (I use the m4a format or AAC as iTunes calls it), clear LCD, good Internet (due to my downloading of Opera Mini) and well, my 2GB memory stick upgrade (the phone supports up to 4GB memory sticks). No, it doesn't have 3G but it (still) works. Due to my excessive strap playing, it (the strap) snapped and I have yet to try putting a Bluetooth headset on it (though many say it doesn't work on the BlueTooth enabled phone).
I still plan to use it for years... or maybe until the joystick gets totally broken. (I will never buy a phone with a joystick again)
If you just bought a W800i, be warned not just about the joystick, but also the music transfer software. It doesn't work at all. Buy a USB Bluetooth instead because the USB manual file transfer isn't effective either.
1 year 3 months after purchase
It all actually depends upon the game whether the life span of your DS will be long or short but this isn't really the case here. It is advisable to buy a DS lite instead of a first generation DS since, for starters, the DS lite is lite-r than the original DS. Anyway, my first-generation DS is still working and its battery life's shortening wasn't really noticeable even with many charges, it has endured several falls, mostly minor, one time it almost got run over by a Honda Civic near Starbucks. Anecdotes aside, the first-generation DS is actually quite more durable than the lite version, so if you opt for a brighter screen and a better grip on your stylus (among other DS design improvements on the lite version), go with DS lite. If you want durability, you'll have to pay the price of having a handheld that doesn't really fit in your pocket because the first-generational DS is quite bulky, but still there are those benefits in the long run...
(NOTE: This post has been proofread from the original post found in my Friendster blog.)